25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
Just because he calls you princess doesn’t mean he wants to fall asleep beside you.
Just because he says he loves you doesn’t mean you’re the only girl he wants.
Just because he makes you feel alive doesn’t mean he won’t leave you.
And just because you made him your world, doesn’t mean he made you his.(via jessielou24)
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”Kendra Wells (via mermaidsongs)
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear